Well hello there. My name's Andrew and I love Betty White and the Beatles. I'm in college in New Orleans studying piano and my dream is to play piano all around the world! I'm a musician, comedian, cynic, lover, and fighter. Follow me? :D
Hi! I’ m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
Lady Nancy Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”
To begin, I personally wouldn’t have poisoned his tea.
To continue, Winston Churchill is probably the most snarky and witty man (with the exclusion of one Severus Snape) in the ever-expanding vaults of history. He was as much of a bulldog in WWII as he was visually, and I adore him for both.
And in conclusion, I make one remark: Look at that swimsuit.
(MOD NOTE: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD TY)
All of the above. Churchill, come to bed.







