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Lady Nancy Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”

To begin, I personally wouldn’t have poisoned his tea. 
To continue, Winston Churchill is probably the most snarky and witty man (with the exclusion of one Severus Snape) in the ever-expanding vaults of history. He was as much of a bulldog in WWII as he was visually, and I adore him for both. 
And in conclusion, I make one remark: Look at that swimsuit.
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All of the above. Churchill, come to bed.

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    Lady Nancy Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”

    To begin, I personally wouldn’t have poisoned his tea. 

    To continue, Winston Churchill is probably the most snarky and witty man (with the exclusion of one Severus Snape) in the ever-expanding vaults of history. He was as much of a bulldog in WWII as he was visually, and I adore him for both. 

    And in conclusion, I make one remark: Look at that swimsuit.

    (MOD NOTE: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD TY)

    All of the above. Churchill, come to bed.

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